Last night Paper magazine succeeded in “breaking the internet” when they released photos of its new cover stars, Kim Kardashian and her shockingly shiny bare ass.

The image obviously got a huge reaction on social media (because, butt) and everyone from Lorde to your mom is talking about it this morning.
Chelsea Handler, queen of the awkward nudie pics, posted a side-by-side of Kim and her own bare bum with the caption, “Can you believe more than 2 ass can fit on the same screen? Guess which one’s real. Your move, instagram.” This of course, in a clear retaliation of her own topless pic being removed from the site.
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The celebrity making the most waves with her reaction however, is Naya Rivera, “Glee” star and total Kim Kardashian-lookalike, whose sleuth-y fans actually found a snooty comment she made right there on Kim’s Instagram.

The aforementioned Lorde also went the “mom” route with this snide retort:
https://twitter.com/lordemusic/status/532432442893041664
Andrew Zimmern was flabbergasted from halfway around the world:
Wow! Is that real? I am in Vietnam and my local team here is flabbergasted! @KimKardashian #BreakTheInternet http://t.co/DnNpEfIoy4
— Andrew Zimmern (@andrewzimmern) November 12, 2014
Perez Hilton gave major props:
I think Kim Kardashian has less shame than me. Inspiring!!!!! #DatAssOnFleek
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) November 12, 2014
Billy Eichner took time to honor the troops:
Let's be honest – Kim K did more for our troops today than most of you.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) November 12, 2014
Podcaster Jensen Karp has something even better:
https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/532376634108559360
“New Girl” star Damon Wayans Jr. is kind of on to the something.. gross:
If this pic was scratch and sniff, it would DEFINITELY break the Internet. @KimKardashian pic.twitter.com/WzpxUgFKC0
— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) November 12, 2014
Kris Jenner was proud of her baby girl’s hard work:
Looks like someone's gonna #BreakTheInternet @kimkardashian!!! #JeanPaulGoude @papermagazine http://t.co/2u8ubMbqHD
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) November 12, 2014
And Kanye West is all about that bass:
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/532399205537415170
The BIG question out of all of this though: Who got the esteemed pleasure of oiling up Kim’s booty for this shoot?
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